p.s.
I went out for dinner with my mentor 'K' tonight and felt like 'Amelie' when I tapped the top of the best dessert ever, the Crème Brule.
And then when I got home I had to kill a cockroach. With my *foot.
Such an anticlimax to my not very Amelie like night.
*Sure I had my shoes on...but that defeats the purpose of this sorry attemp of a post
posted by analise at 12:10 AM
3 Comments:
ahh but the sound is what it's all about
We need to have our french movie night SOON!
perhaps you should have had a very polite conversation with papa roach and asked him if he minded awfully leaving your house.
sometimes this conversation is aided by a jar and a peice of paper.
Step one... place jar over papa roach.
Step two... slide paper under jar so papa roach is enclosed between jar and paper.
Step three... pick up jar and paper, and carry to outside world, releasing Mr Roach so that he can entertain thousands of thankful fans for years to come.
(assuming he has thousands of fans)
This techique is also good for ipsey wipsey, but not so good for bees, wasps, or large robotic life-forms.
Yours sincerely
Fred Bloggs,
Institute of Advanced Stupidity
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